July 14th, 2008 by Evan

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Someone get me a pair of scissors quick! No wait, get me a weed wacker instead. It’s time for someone to get a haircut. Slash and his afro were seen outside STK restaurant in Los Angeles on Saturday night. His monthly hair product bill must be so expensive. Actually, I doubt he even uses shampoo. Isn’t there someone around the guy who can speak up and say that his fro should have been left in the 80s? It never hurts anyone to try a different style every once in a while. If he doesn’t like having short hair, he could always grow it back.

7 Responses to “Slash Needs a Haircut”

  1. What kind of prick are you?! The man is a fuckin’ legend and the hair is half of the reason why, leave it in the 80′s…you fucking arrogant idiot, the 80′s were the best, better than todays shitty “Stereophonics” and all that other god-damn indie bullshit.

    PRICK.

  2. What a ridiculous suggestion – it’s part of his image, the image which earns him millions from Guitar Hero and other endorsements.. Musicians today look up to Slash and weep knowing they only have a fraction of his talent, don’t knock him.

  3. you should take those scissors and cut your balls off you asshole

  4. Who the hell do you think you are?
    His hair is sexy as, and if you don’t like it, don’t look at it.
    It’s his problem with what he does with his hair.

    Prick. -.-

  5. Ass hole, you’re just jealous you don’t have the balls to grow hair or have an awesome style like slash.

  6. um. i guess people are sensitive about slash’s hair.

  7. It’s not a matter of being senstitive, Slash will still be Slash even if he shaves his head. He will still be a legend. But his hair (along with his tophat) is part of his image and his image is a representation of what rock music used to be. Anyone who was around when “Appetite for Destruction” hit it big, will understand. Guns N’ Roses is now constistered to be the last big “hard rock” act (along with Aerosmith, Kiss, Led Zeppelin etc.) before grunge and the internet hit and changed everything.

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