Jessica Simpson Forgets Songs
March 18th, 2009 by Evan
Wannabe country singer Jessica Simpson further proved that it’s long overdue for her to hang up the mic, get hitched and pop out a baby after a very weak performance opening for the Rascal Flatts show this past Saturday night. The singer may have looked good in her shorts but that’s it. Jessica managed to screw up two of her songs, eliciting boos from the audience and causing one reviewer to call her performance “forgettable at best” and conclude that her “fame is far more reaching than her talent deserves.” Jessica finished her set by saying “I still can’t believe I’m here!” To be honest Jess, we can’t believe it either.
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