November 3rd, 2009 by Evan

Or good husband as some might consider it… it seems that the singer was arrested recently for allegedly attacking his wife. A neighbor reported a disturbance at Ian Brown’s home where police apparently arrested him after his wife claimed he had abused her. A spokesman for the police said this about Ian Brown’s arrest: “A 46-year-old man was arrested at the address and taken to a police station.” Aren’t they cute when they try to hide a giant whale in a closet? How will they explain the fact that Ian Brown will go missing a few days from now if they’re not going to admit he’s been arrested?

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