December 4th, 2009 by Evan

He’s taking his session musicians with him too. It seems that the “all new” Guns’n’Roses is setting up for a tour in South America in order to promote their “Chinese Democracy” album. Out of the old crew, Axl Rose is the last man standing, but he apparently thinks he can still run the show all by himself. Maybe he will… who knows, perhaps the old band wasn’t as popular in South America as in other parts of the world. However doubtful it might be, maybe they’ll actually manage to build a new and even stronger fan base. And then a flock of pigs will descend into the air in full battle formation and take over the skies!

December 15th, 2008 by Evan

What the hell is anthrophobia?

Simply stated, anthrophobia is a fear of people?

That’s a real condition?

How could that be possible?

He’s done the nasty with countless groupies and he’s afraid of people???

How do you go from groupies and orgies to suddenly being afraid of everyone?

Is he high?

According to reports, his condition has gotten worse. And with the release of his Chinese Democracy album you’d think Axl would be out promoting it, but that’s not the case.

Sad.

Someone should see a shrink ASAP!