Eric Clapton’s ex-wife Patti Boyd was driven to write a tell-all book about her marriage because she was broke. Former model Boyd – who was also married to former Beatle George Harrison – admits her “unbearably low” bank balance was the inspiration for penning the biography. I wonder what “unbearably low” means? I bet she’s never bounced a check in her life. You wanna see unbearably low – take a look at my account at the end of every month; like today for instance….Seriously I am broke every forth and have to slug it out like a pig to earn a few back yet I never to things to fall of grace and start chirping things here and around to sell out and gain. Patti needs a bank balance account that fills itself every forth night and wants to just keep issuing big fat checks for her demands. What her execs left her with is quite evident that she has splurged it all already and now has started looking for fresh resources.

Perhaps I have been living under a rock or maybe it’s just that no one cares to talk about Marilyn Manson anymore but I wasn’t even aware that he had split from Dita von Teese. Of course I always did think she was much too hot for him. Wood met Manson at a Chateau Marmot party that neither had wished to attend. When asked what she loves most about him she told Elle magazine that it was the eyeliner. She is just nineteen years old but states that all of her previous boyfriends have worn it as well. Manson is almost twice her age being thirty-eight. I find it incredibly odd that as he gets older his women tend to stay the same in terms of immaturity. It’s like they outgrow him and move on and he just never changes. How sad. I think it’s funny to hear Wood talk about how fun he is and how he is so crazy. She should read the book he wrote back in his Antichrist Superstar days. I wonder if she would still sleep so well at night.