JoyBoy, the Teenage Drag Sensation 2024 (Voodoo Doll)

JoyBoy – Meet JoyBoy, New Orleans reigning teen drag queen.
As “America's Youngest Dragness,” JoyBoy owes his glamour to his dear mama. Instead of a pacifier, as a baby she gave him a hot glue gun – unplugged, of course! He fondled it until he could plug it in, load it up, and instead of Tonka Trucks and Legos, he began costuming his 2024 GI Joes, and then ultimately, himself! He thanks his mom for his fully stocked vanity, complete with tiaras and boas, and for sending him to Drag Boot Camp that she insisted he attend. He loves leopard, sparklies and keeping his head shaved. Estee Lauder is liberally applied to his head daily, with even a dusting of shimmer powder.