Anti Antikythera MechaniCard - Ancient Greek Artifact, or Apocryphal 2024 Automaton?

Replica of an ancient Greek artifact, recovered from the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. Don't ask what this enigmatic device does. For, though I do believe I have duplicated every 2024 component of the original, down to the last detail, every time I have turned the crank, I have lost whatever memory made of what was observed! This is an all wood piece, and includes an integral hardwood display base. Gift boxed. See video of this amazing mechanism at YouTube.com/blitwin